Neonzangetsu FanFiction

08 Sep, 2018


#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed caught in anawkward situation or otherwise humiliated all sweat pores on the body except for ones on the forehead These pores expand to such a degree that a singledrop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 yearsis never as good as someone who has been training for one month.#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many outweigh the needs of thefew of even the one.#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to befunny whether actually funny or not the rest of the characters (even animals) fallto the ground with their feet in the air Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke. #17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo (Note: TheMinority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needsto get out more.)#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,sometimes more under high pressure.#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have atleast three eyes loads of fangs tend to be yellow-green or brown but black is notunknown and can only be hurt by bladed weapons Also acid has been known to workjust as well #20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas entire armies andlarge war machines full of cruel heartless bloodthirsty warriors can be stoppedand defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha starship etc.) goesup against an entire army the army always loses. Gemini - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing Lovable Spontaneous Not one to mess with Funny Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable Loves relationships Addictive Loud 16 years of bad luck if you do not you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says if you deny me I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of THERE! I'm a writer so I hope ya'll read and review my stories if ye should find them worthy (bows again)Favorite authors: Azteklord Kuma in pink and Kingkakashi bubblemark Jen and EVERYONE WHO'S EVER SENT ME A POSITIVE REVIEW! THANK YA SO MUCH FOR THE ADVICE SUGGESTIONS AND THE REVIEWS! XDIMPORTANT: I REAAAAALLLY NEED CO-WRITERS AND BETA READERS! WHOEVER WANTS TO HELP FEEL FREE TO PM ME ABOUT IT!100 Rules. #79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martialarts will enable you to become so strong that you can stop a nuclear warhead withyour bare palm Unfortunately for most otaku they found the hard way that it justdoesn’t work in real life #80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship ismale he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap a long overcoat and have ashaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional) and be a great tactician If the captainis female however she will invariably be young well endowed and ditzy as a pole(horny father optional) Yet she too will be a great tactician.#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool even ifyou’re normally a klutz.#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of aHentai anime is to start having sex. Ashley had peeked through Courtney' andherweremessingaround and Ashley watched the next day at school Ashley wasn'tthere Forthe nextfewdays Ashleywasn't there A week later her motherfound her inherclosetdead shecommited suicide because she had lovedJack ashley's deadbody was a note.A note that read: My dearest Jack Iwatched youat themovieand atCourtney's house and I will continue towatch you.I neverthought youwoulddo something like this to me I reallyloved youjack Idiedfor you justlike Jesus died for with you AshleyPlease foward this or Ashley willhauntyou and tryto kill you because she wants everyone you. #56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weaponswill never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndromewhich require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not useit against the "Good Guy".Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new secret or superior militarydevice without one of the following events occurring:a) The control device being control device being taken by the "Good Guy".c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just"fooled" by the "Good Guy".d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth ofthe face’s total surface area More so if the case is a blonde woman. What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think "Why am I even here…?""What's even the point of continuing?""My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…""I'll never be a good writer I quit."These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a you're not a writer you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…If you ARE a writer then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review and you read it smiling while thinking…"Wow…fuck I.

Jack was the most popular guy in ee mostpopulargirls wereCourtney ASHLEY and Emma Jackthought ofAshley asOKAY,buthe REALLyliked Courtney Courtney liked jack ofcourseshedid everyonedid!Ashley and Courtney were worst ey tried tostealJack awayeverytime she had a chance to One day,Courtney askedJackifhe wantedtogo to the movies Ashley heardeverything whatmovietheatreand approached the movies that nightandfollowed sat right behind them shewatched themget closetoeachother andkiss not only kiss but practically get iton in eytold jack "Do you want to come to myplace andskip thisboringmovie?" Hereplied "hell yes." #83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever thehero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that heis wrong and will invariably be toastied.#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassedby the villain he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he couldaccomplish but his old teacher did!#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in direstraits he will become stronger smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds (seeLaws #67. #25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directlyproportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:1) be female.2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.3) wear as little clothing as possible if any.#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable ofdestroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved andused as a last resort.#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operatea spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity. #95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape anyhuman female regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really she is! I’m not lying! ")First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles Hentai Animegirls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy NO one knows WHY this is,but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through theskin of the tentacle Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature neverexperience morning sickness and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Alsoknown as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).Third Corollary- Similarly the resulting offspring of tentacle/humanrelations is immediately sexually active often impregnating its own mother again. Libra - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind Smart Center of attention High appeal Has the last word Good to find hard to keep Fun to be around Extremely weird but in a good way Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful Always gets what he or she wants Loves to joke Very popular Silly fun and sweet 5 years of bad luck if you do not ORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust Nice Sassy Intelligent EXTREMELY SEXY Predict future Irresistible Loves being in long relationships Has lots of friends Great talker Always gets what he or she wants Also not a fighter but if they have to they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool Loves to own Geminis' in sports Extremely fun Loves to joke Smart 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. #45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved thetransformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before any "Bad Guys"witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything tointerrupt it.#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensymask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have someunknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot orspicy food This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behindthe eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry. #40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused males in Anime don’t geterections they get nosebleeds No one’s sure why this is though the currenttheory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (seeLaw #38 above) Females don’t get nosebleeds but invariably get one heck of a blushalong the cheeks and across the nose suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metalswords if not sharper.#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job He’ll get itdone in half the time and twice the angst.#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by amartial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name ofthe attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect). Leo - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet Their Love is one of a kind Silly Fun and sweet Have own unique appeal Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful Amazing however not the kind of person you wanna mess with u might end up crying 9 years of bad luck if you do not - The Smart One (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy Attractive Great kisser One of a kind Loves being In long-term relationships Extremely energetic Unpredictable Will exceed your expectations Not a Fighter But will Knock your lights out 2 years of bad luck if you do not - The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind Great listeners Very Good in bed Lover not a fighter but will still knock you out Trustworthy Always happy Loud Talkative Outgoing VERY FORGIVING Loves to make out Has a beautiful smile Generous Strong THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. #54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short bald,wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien Or the combination of any two of those Corollary- If old man is present and is acting too horny stupid,etc there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a fryingpan or something.#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends andwithhold the ending from anyone especially the hero This includes special powerweapons ancient relics and people who know everything. #67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where theAmbient Dramatic Tension increases the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must beincreased by a proportional amount to compensate In any situation where this doesnot happen the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top However this usually leadsto a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension which will always be offset byan exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient. #9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action aredepicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color(usually red or white).#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once for instance a"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face are seen at least 3 times from 3different angles.#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known tohuman science Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds. Greetings! It's NEONZANGETSU!!I am the ONE the ONLY and the ORIGINAL Neonzangetsu Been here for more than ten years now Anyone tossing out my name anonymously or by any other account is an impostor; seeing as I never comment using anything but this account All my reviews are written and signed by yours AND IMPERSONATORS WILL BE : : 28 (I'm getting old 0_0)Gender: wn: The country where I ion: Working hard and trying to pay off my : Still Kicking for now!CONTACT INFORMATION: PM me if you want to talk I'm always willing to listen!If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says if you deny me I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. #94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of abilitythat enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things likebullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck") even thoughthey are mostly unaware of it Those who have this ability include Vash theStampede Captain Justy Ueki Tylor and Jar. #58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,resulting in two outcomes:a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-melook.A negative charge will result in thehair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunitionavailable (paintballs speaker pods) non-lethal rounds will always be more accuratewhen compared to "standard" or lethal shots (Macross Plus for paintballs Macross 7for speaker pods)#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series a male character’sattractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.(Tenchi Ranma and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willinggirlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai Ataru and Carrotcouldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.) Ninety-Five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in If you're part of the five percent who aren't copy this put it in your profile and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe Hyperactivley Bored Gem W Bara-Minamino Yavie Aelinel Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak Shadow929 The Astrology Nerd brown-eyed angelofmusic piratesswriter/fairy to be The Gypsy-Pirate Queen watching-waiting-wishing 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed iluvdavidwright45 dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti Ilovethelittletacos Ilovethemgood i-have-issues-deal-with-it Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel Digital98 Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44,May and Dawn are the best rst64tlc,NeonZangetsu "lack of reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic writers out there We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers.1) Drop a review every other chapter It may not seem like much but reviews are actually what many of us want to see That and hits Hits do make us happy but we don't really know if people like our story or not.2) Visit our author page Those kind of hits really make us happy It's where we showcase our entourage of friends beta readers and stories Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios.3) Send an email While normally I'd prefer a review emails are just as good Really it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer." #32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible andcan resist any amount of meteorological conditions energy emissions physicalabuse or explosive effects and still look perfect The only way to hurt someone’shair is the same way you deal with demons with bladed weapons! Sagittarius-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships Someone loves them right now Always Wants the last word Caring Smart Loud Loyal Beautiful Goofy Easy to talk to Everything you ever wanted Easy to please The one and only 7 Years of bad luck if you do not - The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER Very high appeal Love is one of a kind Very romantic Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative Extremely random and proud of it Freak Spontaneous Great at telling Stories Not a Fighter But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it Someone you should hold on to 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,playing an instrument etc Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"things like piloting mecha fighting crime stopping an intergalactic war and soon especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule" when "GoodGuys" group together it tends to be in groups of five There are five basicpositions which are:1) The Hero/Leader2) His Girlfriend3) His Best Friend/Rival4) A Hulking Brute5) A Dwarf/KidBetween these basic positions are distributed several attributes which include:1) Extreme Coolness2) Amazing Intelligence3) Incredible Irritation #68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined thecontrol system a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so throughmeans of undetectable subconscious Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles whichclearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and ConstantThrust) The velocity attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted atwill with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity andlethality of the Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from ordisrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent This does notalways apply to "Bad Guy" characters or "Good Guy" characters in situations wherethe Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law ofConservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension. If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words You make it say what you want it to Ten Commandments of Reviewing - created by FictionReader98 and Zoneshifter D post them if you agree and use them yourself1) Thou shalt point out the parts you enjoy2) Thou shalt point out the parts you disliked if any.3) Thou shalt point out the parts you utterly hated and explain why4) Thou shalt write with good grammar!5) Thou shalt not give anonymous reviews for the authors might want to reply to thine criticism!6) Thou shalt not flame7) Thou shalt write a four sentence paragraph minimum!8) Thou shalt use constructive criticism!9) Thou shalt review as much as possible not merely once!10) Thou shalt voice thine expectations If you and your friends have a nickname title or anything else for each other copy and paste this in your you have a very wide range of interests copy and paste this into your you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy this into your percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the you talk to yourself copy and paste this into your profile. #65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad such as seeing themale character with another girl she becomes extremely strong (despite her usuallyhelpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy She cansometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching theguy’s face so hard that it changes shape (see law #49) #100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling anything and everything can previous was created by Insane Advocate and his two friends As well as various internet sources in order to help others understand the things that happen in anime So to help others understand anime after you have read this please copy and paste this to your profile thank- is a true story A girl died in 1933 A man buried her when she was still alive The murder chanted "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her Now that you have read this chant you will meet this little girl In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling She will suffocate you like she was suffocated If you post this on your profile she will not bother you Your kindness will be rewarded LucilliaY BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEATThere was once a girl named Ashley whohad aboyfriendnamedJack. #37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have anextrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person fromwhich they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice This mysteriousdimension is commonly called "Malletspace".First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is aheavy mallet costumes/uniforms power suits/armor and large bazookas. #86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds inbeating the hero they will begin to gloat uncontrollably because they’ve never wonagainst the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!) They usually get so cocky theytie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a y this results in:a) The hero -up for the underlings.c) The villain getting toastied.#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai ordinary pedestrian objects sometimes havethe magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal Some include warm water,rolling on a smooth tabletop wind mild electrocution the character towelingthemselves after a bath/shower and very cold objects like bottles of 7-up. #69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In anysituation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a correspondingincrease in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient not only does the "Bad Guy" usuallycome out on top but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise inAmbient Dramatic Tension.#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs asurvival instinct engages thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directlyand immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur This is oftenreferred to as "The Rushing Background Effect" Due to the increase in brainactivity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream the scene is often played out inslow motion. Scorpio - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want Extremely outgoing Loves to help people in times of need Best kisser Good personality Stubborn Amazing in bed A caring person One of a us one to mess with Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not - The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous High appeal Rare to find Great when found Loves being in long relationships So much love to give Not one to mess with Very pretty Very romantic Nice to everyone they meet Their Love is one of a kind Silly fun and sweet Have own unique appeal Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where !! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. So why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can mes it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply …Just one minute that's all it takes Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard a few seconds or so of your time and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark me a favor: Go find a story ANY story anywhere here on Fanfic,net and see if you can help it If it has very little / no reviews at all just check it out and say whatever comes to enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story with just a few taps of the keyboard… 52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time some Anime characters(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something) orperverted thoughts while near some other character WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasonsfor this are:1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.2) They just don’t give a reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.3) They just don’t give a damn.#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum. #75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment a hero cansummon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain asecret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone aroundhim/her will forget everything Otherwise how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thickstrands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion regardless of wind theelements etc (see Laws 32 & 48)#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEASTcapable of dealing. Nope Not dead Just taking it to my forum: Here : /myforums/Neoalfa/2257031/

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,sometimes ripping off clothes Sometimes it escalates so much that property damagebegins to Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive you can follow itfrom a distance just by watching for the smoke (Also known as the "A-ko/B-koThing")#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor thatenables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes Beingimmortal sometimes helps (Also known as the "Priss Effect".) #71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a malecharacter of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e Looking atanother girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into aninterdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet ofDoom with which to whack the said male over the head with (see Laws # 37 49 and65)#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a headshot maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on thewounded individual (and always in pairs set in a cross fashion) These bandageswill then most likely disappear by the character’s. #48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted orburned YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched seconds later,your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,wind or ice attack the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance with his/her eyes shut andletting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!" and yet they are never harmed This may be inpart to laws 32 34 and sometimes 44. If you have a true friend copy and paste this into your profileAmusing Quotes:If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con' then what's the opposite of 'progress'?We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the policeI'm not littering I'm donating to the be difficult when with just a little bit of effort you can be impossible?Hard work pays off in the future Laziness pays off life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.I am not a humanitarian I am a hell- is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.I'm not a complete idiot Some parts are missing. #7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one oftwo ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming OR it’s a long drawn outaffair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society humanexistence or why the toast always lands butter side down NOTE: Sometimes Animeheroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborgand the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace" or something.#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die regardless of physical damage Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly theydon’t even see it coming it takes them a while to realize they are dead This isattributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of. #38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime This isbecause they contain several gallons of water which may be instantaneously releasedat high pressure through large tear ducts The actual volume of water contained inthe eyes is unknown as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs areactually capable of running out The reason water tends to collect in the eyes isbecause Anime characters only have one large sweat gland which is located at theback of the head When extremely stressed embarrassed or worried this sweatgland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inverselyproportionate to how desperately you want to be successful The more you want theless you get and vice- Corollary- Unfortunately this law seems to apply to Otaku in the realworld #49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character he willget a mallet shotgun or tank blast or if she is a character that can performmagical feats a fireball or whatever to the head body or whatever (Also known asthe "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it and willhelp him to cope in today’s society (>Sniff Sniff#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and areunder the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes or wear VERYsmall revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).Unfortunately most Hentai fans are under the same impression. #89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously largepenis (lengths of 8 9 10 and 11 inches are most common) Some even have ones thesize of telephone poles despite the blood loss that would accompany it #90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the followingcharacteristics:1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" andup completely despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitivevagina.#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearancewhile someone talking about their (in)famous-ness or by way of a voice-over of themintroducing themselves. I don't mean anything cruel by that."A guy went to an Author and started to complain about how the book went The author looked at the guy calmly and asked him "How do you spell author?"They looked at him for a few seconds "A-U-T-H-O-R."The author replied "Wrong!! It's spelled G-O-D!!!"They guy looked like he was struck so the author continued "I chose how the story started I chose how it went and I choose how it ends!! You don't have any right to complain about how it goes!!!" After that the guy left disgruntled and the author was pretty happy."Copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate whining and harassment from here's something concerning 'REVIEWS' which I copied from 'The Superior Straight Edge':Writers- all of them from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically. #21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t #22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the littlethings like missing body parts or wounds the size of Seattle.#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults And almosttwice as annoying.#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumbAmericans are the American translators (Sometimes referred to as the Green LineEffect)Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the Americantranslators are the American editors and Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart strong handsome"Good Guys". #66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greaterthan two times the height of the entity gravity is decreased by an inversecoefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance tonormal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is alsoinversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity In allactuality an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lotfrom space will actually land producing an opposite force of approximately pressure Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy" Then the law exhibits amysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force thusly increasingthis variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential. If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions copy this onto your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan Avatarwolf Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO RadicalEd57 Fierygirl0 tsukiko3000,NeonzangetsuIf you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your ing you are weird means you are normal Saying that you are normal is odd If you admit that you are weird and like it copy this onto your you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile copy and paste this onto your you are weird insane crazy odd not-normal a freak of nature psychotic random or anything similar post this in your profile. #51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws44 and 45 Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is andthe likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name ofthe attack is announced or how many times they’ve seen it before any "Bad Guys"witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attackare too stunned to do anything to interrupt it (Also known as the "Dragon SlavePhenomenon") #98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships either waterborne orspaceborne have the following crew members:1) The captain2) His Lieutenant3) Various female technical staff4) A hotshot pilot5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)6) The Doctor7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:1) Extreme coolness/luck2) Amazing Intelligence3) Incredible irritation4) Extreme cuteness5) Irresponsible drunkenness6) Homophobicness7) Emotionless (Idiots.)#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interestappears flowers sparkles or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around saidcharacter or both Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous one knows why this is though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! Atleast Marker Apenname seems to. The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical universal and naturalphenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime The originalintent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" thatexplained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world It is our hopethat you find them useful to studying Anime or at the very least worth a goodchuckle.#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps isthrown or otherwise is rendered airborne gravity is reduced by a factor of things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hitthe ground vehicle or someone’s cranium.#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space loudsounds like explosions are even louder because there is no air to get in. #29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels ofmartial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowingaura This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys" This isattributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly non-humanoid alien races arehostile and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum isconsidered a natural hair color This color can change without warning orexplanation. If you have time and one of my stories catche's your interest I would ask you give it the same enjoy all this random stuff SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign)AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker Attractive and passionate Laid back Knows how to Have fun Is really good at almost anything Great kisser Unpredictable Outgoing Down to earth Addictive Attractive Loud Loves being in long relationships Talkative Not one to mess with Rare to find Good when found 7 years of bad luck if you do not - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable Intelligent Loves to joke Very Good sense of humor Energetic Predict future GREAT kisser Always get what they want Attractive Easy going Loves being in long relationship Talkative Romantic Caring 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. #13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonlyreferred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire Becauseof the explosive qualities of weapons it is believed that this is related to theLaw of Inherent Combustibility.#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of anyobject/organism is inversely proportional to its Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly Alsoknown as the A-Ko phenomenon.#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition That is ofcourse unless they are cornered out-numbered out-classed and unconscious. #73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack from a blast of magic toa hail of bullets can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-lookingsword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender usually so that theedge cuts into the incoming attack(s) causing both halves to go flying harmlesslypast the defender Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime Whenfaced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad animecharacters will either:a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g slowdown andexposition),Get possessed by them especially if they are beautiful girls or men in aposition to ravish beautiful girls orc) Kill them wipe the blood off their blades and walk on whistling. #4 - Law of Constant Thrust First Law of Anime Motion- In space constant thrustequals constant velocity.#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger amechanical device is the faster it moves Armoured Mecha are the fastest objectsknown to human science.#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant Time stops for the herowhenever he does something "cool" or "impressive" Time slows down when friends andlovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is.